Hoff Looking For The 'One'

Acting and singing phenomena David Hasselhoff says he wants to settle down and stop his womanising ways. David, also known as The Hoff, has been with every woman alive and as a result is bored of having someone new every few hours.

“I had an idea that maybe I could go down the reality tv route to try find my true love, but when I pitched the idea to Simon (Cowell) he immediately shot it down, saying that the vast numbers that would apply would be impossible to handle” the chart topping singer reportedly said. When asked what he was looking for in a soulmate he allegedly replied “A great chef, a woman needs to know her way around the kitchen, and how to keep it clean along with the rest of the house. Is it a coincidence that since women started working jobs that society has deteriorated so much? I believe not. If women stayed at home like they're meant to then the world today would be more of a peaceful, loving place”.

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