'The Lonely Island' Announce New Album

Despite their current release, the aptly titled Incredibad, only having hit the shelves a few months ago, The Lonely Island have announced that they have already recorded a follow-up that is due for release this summer. The album, called Brillicant, will contain "songs" called "Oops, I Pooped Myself", "I Rode A Horse" and "The Penis, Mightier Than The Sword".

When asked how they recorded a new album so fast, member Jorma Taccone had this to say: "It was easy, really. The secret to doing it so fast is by following the formula of our older stuff. By that I mean it's all so retardedly simple they take seconds to throw together. We don't even try to be funny, as should be obvious by our material and album titles. We're actually an experiment to see if they public really will buy into any old shite and it turns out, they do."

Incredibad contained the popular tracks "Jizz In My Pants" which was about jizzing in their pants and "I'm on a Boat" which was about being on a boat. The album reached 13 in the Billboard 200 album chart and has so far sold over 150,000 copies. If you bought it, please proceed to smash your skull against the nearest wall.

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