Robbie Williams Clashes with PETA

Popular cheeky lad and occasional singer Robbie Williams is in hot water after being caught on camera punching a butterfly. The incident occurred when Williams called a press conference outside his home saying he had a major announcement. Before he could reveal what it was the former Take That member started to be bugged by a close flying butterfly so he adopted a John L. Sullivan pose before dropping the butterfly with one right cross.

The actions disgusted PETA, with member Peter Woodcock having this to say; "What Mr. Williams did was cruelty of the highest order. The man is now a murderer and should be locked up, and he better hopes he doesn't run into me anytime soon or I can guarantee that Mr. Williams will not be old before he dies. At the very least I hope he apologises soon."

In response the following statement was released by Robbie's agent; "My client called a press conference after learning that he could now lick his elbow for this month and wanted to share the moment with the world. A kind gesture I'm sure you'll agree. The moment, however was ruined when Robbie was ASSAULTED by the butterfly, and his reaction was self defense. I urge Mr. Woodcock to watch the footage again and I'm sure he'll see the butterfly headbutt Robbie first, and his response was a natural reflex action after being jumped upon. You'll get no apologies from here and any attempt at attacking my client will see Mr. Woodcock end up just like the butterfly"

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