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In a world exclusive we here at BYE! can reveal that television comedy panel show regular and magazine editor Wayne Tislop (49), has been secretly leading a double life as a prostitute. This shocking secret was discovered when Tislop's wife became suspicious to her husband disappearing unexplained each Friday and Sunday night so she hired a private eye to learn more of his whereabouts.

The story was broke to us when the private eye provided us with photos showing the comic walking the street corners in a short black dress and a brown jacket and an 80's style large ginger wig. Soon after he was seen getting into a Austin Montego 2.0 GSI Estate. The private eye said to BYE! "When I took this case I certainly didn't expect to find this. Usually I find men hiring prostitutes when I follow them but this is the first case where the man IS the prostitute" When we tried to get in contact with Tislop his only reply was "Can't give feedback, really sorry."

The revelation will be no doubt extra embarrassing for Wayne, since just a few years previous he constantly mocked his former colleague and host of panel show "I Have Obtained Headlines For You" Ingus Beayton when it was revealed he spent a night with a prostitute. Rumours are already wild that the two have likely had relations but these are all so far unfounded. Allegedly.

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