In an interview with rival K.O. magazine, the reaper said "I used to work 23/7. Now I don't even get an hour - it's 24/7. People have suddenly started dying more. I don't know whether this is some kind of new fad or disease, but either way it's too hard." He went on to say "how much do you get paid? [I] get paid what is equivalent to £0. I deserve more salary!"
Why Death would want money is a mystery to us. When the interviewer did question this, he sadly, and suddenly died of a mysterious heart attack. Tragic.
Quite frankly, the Grim Reaper is greedy an dgnvoerun xc
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We do apologise, unfortunately our writer has suddenly died of lung cancer. This was unexpected, since he did not smoke, nor did he even have lung cancer to begin with. We do apologise. New writer, Arthur Fiddlesbury IV (who by a strange coincidence shares his predecessor's name) will take over for now.
High competition has not decreased workload, just decreased income. The old conventional methods of scythe-to-back are over - new soul harvesting methods have come into existance in the 21st century, most notably in the form of giant, highly efficient inventions such as Big Brother (CH 4).
This is not the first death related controversy - earlier this year, Grim Reaper was caught on camera having an affair with singer Madonna (see here). Many people were offended and disgusted by his somewhat immoral actions, and suggested that he carry on with his job (killing people).
In other news...
After a super-glue accident, Bono is distraught that he cannot wear his silly glasses.
Cliff Richard shock at Wimbledon, after the singer misunderstands the need for some new balls on the court.
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