Lady GaGa diagnosed with rare tumour

International singer-songwriter and musician Lady GaGa has recently been diagnosed with a brain tumour. This news comes as a great shock to her loving fans. Gaga is known for her interesting fashion sense, Queen ‘influenced’ songs, such as ‘pokéface’ and the fact she is a closet transsexual.

Earlier in the year, Lady GaGa claimed that she can give herself an orgasm just by thinking and that she wears virtually no clothing so her hard-of-sight grandmother can see the movement of her pale skin on stage.

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“This is a rare strain of tumour, which can have interesting, but sad results. The strain called ‘arugant’.” GaGa’s doctor tells us. “Luckily, there is a high chance the tumour may not kill her. On the other hand, there is a higher chance the tumour will inflate, greatly enlarging her skull shape and giving her quite a big head.”

GaGa herself didn’t comment, but her spokesperson said she is determined to continue touring and performing, despite being so big headed.

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