Swine Flu Affects Hollywood

Shooting of many top Hollywood movies has come to a halt over growing fears about swine flu. The disease, which has killed tens of people, is forcing many top stars to stay locked up in their homes for fear of catching the disease.

A press release from an agent for top stars such as Will Smith, Daniel Craig and John Leguizamo had this to say: “Until the threat of swine flu has subsided none of my clients will be risking leaving their homes to go to work. Many of them are worried sick about catching the virus, causing them to suffer from an upset stomach as well as needing to rush to the bathroom every few minute to vomit and... other things. The idea of them contracting swine flu on top of this is unthinkable.”

Experts have risen panic levels even further by announcing they expect swine flu to mix with avian flu to form a virus called “ManBirdPig”. They add that if this happens the death toll may rise much higher by maybe one or possibly one hundred billion people.

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