Manuelgate reaches conclusion; Protesters get comeuppance

The saga that dominated all media formats for months has finally reached a conclusion when the BBC was fined £150,000 by Ofcom. The TV regulator pinpointed six failings in how the BBC handled the incident which occurred last October, sparking a record number of complaints among people that never even heard the radio show at all.

The deliciousness of the ruling comes when it is considered that the BBC gets its funding from the British public through the TV license, meaning the people who called Ofcom to complain will in fact be the ones footing part of the fine.

“We did this to try curb the amount of whining dicks that make up the British public, and hope by punishing them and the BBC in one swoop they might shut the hell up and quit being such over-sensitive pussies”, a spokesperson for Ofcom allegedly said.


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