New Religion Sweeps Hollywood

Hollywood A-listers have been rumoured to be attending a church that has recently seen sharp rise in popularity. Known as “The Church of Rifacimento” or “Rifacimentology”, it has reportedly seen such high profile stars as Denzel Washington , Keanu Reeves, Anthony Hopkins and Elisha Cuthbert pass through it's doors.

The church was founded under the belief that this world was created by a God, who after seeing a world created by another God years ago, felt he could do a better job so created the world we now live in. He soon found out it was much harder than first imagined, and the world we now live in was created but is much worse than the world originally created by the original God.

A spokesperson for Ms. Cuthbert released this statement. “It is true, my client is now a Rifacimentologist. She truly believes that by going to church everyday and praying to our God that he will return and fix the flaws in his recreation and has no problem paying the $10 entry fee into the church each day. She hopes by making this public that it will spread the word and others will join”.

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