Saturday 27 June 2009

Sad News

We regret to inform our loyal readers that BYE! writer, and Big Brother reporter, Arthur Fiddlesbury III passed away at 1.00 am GMT. Doctors say after being rushed to hospital, Arthur slipped into a deep coma, and died soon after. Police say Arthur was knocked unconscious by Lady GaGa, who we now know was jealous of him for winning the "sexiest man alive" award.

We at BYE! will sorely miss Arthur Fiddlesbury. He was a man full of emotions. He made us laugh. He made us cry. He mainly made us cry. We offer our condolences to his family and pets.

However, Aruther's loss is our gain. His adopted/stolen son Arthur has decided to follow in his father's footsteps and write articles for BYE!. Unfortunately, this means no more regular Big Brother reports on BYE!.



REST IN PISS
Arthur James Fiddlesbury III
5th April 2009-27th June 2009

Please leave your thoughts and goodbyes for Arthur in the comment section below the article


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This person died...


















...and so did this guy.


But they don't matter as much as Arthur.

2 comments:

  1. RIP Arthur
    I always did love you xx

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  2. Oh god no! This can't be true! Arthur (RIP) changed my life, he's a legend of his time and no-one can replace him. I'm so distraught over this, is this actually real?

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