Saturday 6 June 2009

Big Brother update (06/06/09)



The housemates were shocked to find out that the New Big Brother house was actually just a disused brothel with gloryholes instead of cameras. Some mixed reactions: Edna, Arthur and Simone were repulsed, Sarah and John were elated, Bruce said he was "bonzer" (whatever that is), whereas Steph was angry (because Spider-man trod on her toe), Q2E-FT5-99999 was completely devoid of all emotion and Jeremy was confused, presumably because the sedative was starting to wear off.

The housemates seemed to warm to each other particularly well. Notably, Harry and Spider-man seemed to find similar interests and get on very well. However, rivalries soon formed: Rainforest and John quickly got into a dispute over whether women have penises or not.

Overall, an interesting start to this year's series. Let's hope that this time we will have more than one suicide.

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