Ah yes, it has been a while since the last update. And for good reason - we wanted to see how things played out before we, at BYE! gave our professional opinions on the matter (FUCK OFF THAT'S THE REASON).
Let's start with the biggest news - 2 new evictions! Both Arthur and Sarah have left. This leaves a big scar in the house - poor John and Q2E-FT5-99999 have lost their best friends. Who knows what will happen now? Will John and Q2E-FT5-99999 finally put their racial differences (as shown last week when John called Q2E a "metal-skinned fuck"; to which he replied John was a "01000011010101010100111001010100")
Arthur left by surprise eviction on monday last week, where as Sarah got kicked out after smuggling pencils in her anus. We aren't sure why she bothered, since pencils are supplied. Maybe one day we will find out.
What else has happened? Well our good friend (by that I mean "bad acquaintance") Rainforest Humps has found love! After noticing a small spider in the kitchen, Rainforest fell in love straight away. In the Diary Room, Rainforest confessed their plans to get married to 'Bill' when the show is over. We wish them good luck.
What else? Not much else. But Bruce did attempt to eat Edna's Sherrywinkle...which she did not approve of. OAPs, eh? Don't appreciate cannibalism. Who knows what may happen.
And that's about all that happened (aside from the knifing) since last time. It's looking to be a fun BB this year. Will it maintain its quality? Only if I actually write this reguarly, and when I'm not tired and have actually decided on a story arc. AHEM, uhh I mean "Who knows?"
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