BYE! Exclusive: Arthur Fiddlesbury III Attacked

We here at BYE! are saddened to report that that Arthur Fiddlesbury III is currently in hospital after being punched by Lady Gaga at an awards show. As of yet we have no further details on the condition of the celebrity blogger, who was due to collect and award for being voted World's sexiest man. It is believed Lady Gaga was furious about an article written about her by Fiddlesbury III and in a drunken rage punched him, with such force that even guest award presenter Mike Tyson was said to have flinched, before being escorted out by security before being arrested. She was also reported to have shouted "And that award should have gone to me too" as she left.

The attack comes days after lowlife celebrity botherer Perez Hilton was rightly punched by Polo Molina, the manager for the popular group The Black Eyed Peas. Unlike Arthur, Perez is widely hated and news of his attack brought great joy. Unfortunately tonight emotions are the opposite. We will be sure to be first to bring you any updated news on the status of Arthur Fiddlesbury III and we at BYE! all wish him the best.