World's Sexiest People Results Announced

A poll conducted to find who the public think are the sexiest people in the world had it's findings released today exclusive to BYE!. Scottish songstress Susan Boyle once again had to settle for the runner up spot, finishing behind Barbara Streisand on the female list. One Foot In The Grave star and Evening Standard British Film Best Actress Award winner for 1977 Annette Crosbie rounded out the top three.

The news will no doubt come as another blow to the fragile Boyle, who is already struggling to deal with the pressure of her second place result on Britain's Got Talent. A source close to the high profile star revealed to us here at BYE! that Susan is most upset she didn't win the tv show not because of the chance to play on front of the Royal family, who she speaks about in a less than complimentary manner, but because she thinks that had she won people would soon leave her alone and forget about her again, as is the case with the winners of the show whoever they were.

As for the male results there was little surprise when BYE! contributor Arthur Fiddlesbury III topped the poll for the sixth year in a row. Unsurprisingly, when asked how he felt about the result, the modest writer just said "Unsurprised." He finished well ahead of actors Emilio Estevez and Joe Pesci, who finished second and third repectivly.

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