BYE!: Pompous Chris Eubank Opts for Sex Change

We have learnt here at BYE! that pompous arsehole and occasional boxer Chris Eubank is hitting the surgeons table for a sex change.

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as revealed after our front line reporter accidentally dialled the wrong number whilst ordering his favourite pizza from a popular pizza restaurant.

Recent rumours had been circulating that he was having dental surgery done, this however was a sick lie started by a rival and more popular tabloid newspaper.

What has prompted Eubank to take on this sex change? People who know him claim it is due to his Lordship of Brighton title (a heavily visited homosexual dance beach in the district of East Sussex).

Eubank himself has still yet to comment but a close aid of his did have this to say: " I think it started at a young age for Eubank, always wanting to deal the big blow the heavy punch ya know? I think he has always known he has been a little fairy stuck in a moderately sized man's body. I think it's great he's doing this and I know the surgeon is going to do a knock out job".

Boxing legend and rival Mick Tyrone wanted nothing to do with this article and stated he hated Mr Eubank and hopes he dies on the operating table.

Chris Eubank once appeared on Big Brother as a so-called celebrity dressed in a pink leotard prompting rumours that Chris was in fact a little girl.
His short and unwatched stint on Celebrity Big Brother made Chris realise that as a man no one liked him nor took him seriously, he did attempt suicide but this failed after the chain on his Monocle broke and he fell 1ft to the floor below him.

Chris' sex change can be watched live on a channel 5 exclusive programme due to be shown in the coming weeks.

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