Top 5 Tips To Look Good

Hello there boys and girls, it's me again Aunty Fat Fight, that's right the person you're Mum warned you about.

Today, I'm going to give you my top 5 tips on looking good so let's start with number 5 shall we?

5. Get plastic surgery.

4. Lose weight fatty.

3. Become bulimic, vomiting tastes good honestly!

2. Wear slut like clothes, preferably ones that show off your little A cup tits!

1. Be less ugly and stop sleeping will all the boys down your road trying to get pregnant, we all know you're ovaries don't work so stop trying bitch! Also that Jake Harrison is mine bitch!

That's all for my top tips on looking good, I'll be back with my top 5 hints to avoid Homosexuals!