Friday 7 August 2009

Racist Gibson Finds Something New To Hate

We here at BYE! often get told about exciting and exclusive news stories but nothing could be more exciting as this article.

Full time racist, sexist and occasional movie Director Mel Gibson has found himself something new to hate. What more could he possibly hate I hear you ask!?
We here at BYE! have learnt that Mr Gibson now hates People who wear Tee-Shirts with words on them.

We caught up with Pro Words On Shirts CEO Sandra Wilson and she had this to say: "...Yeah you can hate Jews and Blacks all you want but you cross a fine line when you start hating on people who wear shirts with words on them...".
Strong words there, but does she have a point?

Bellow is a Tee-Shirt Gibson might hate.

Rabbi Jebediah Schwartz had this to add: "...I've never really watched a Mel Gibson movie nor do I know much about him and his life, in fact I'm not even sure what this interview is about. Sorry, did you say something about shirts and words? I don't wear tee-shirts, can you leave now please, I have work to do..."

We know that Gibson has been going to high street outlets such as Macee's and tearing up all of the shirts that have words on them.
A shopper who was in the store at the time gave us this quick interview: "...I always knew Gibson was a shit but I didn't realise he was this much of a shit, fucking dick...".

Gibson's latest movie can probably be found in a landfill site near you somewhere.




In other news....

Chris Martin proves he is still un-cool by kidnapping a baby, that is white.






Jim Davidson is still a twat.

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